"How many caskets can we witness before we see it's hard to live this life without God, so we must ask forgiveness?" - Tupac Shakur

Everyone in the area knows that when the temperature rises in this vicinity, so does the body count. Its a sad reality to face. Yet another truth about living and being in this area is that most folks can't own nice shit without being jacked for it. There is an entire population of young, dumb, jealous haters out here.

I bring this up because I have a major sunglass fetish. They don't always have to be expensive or brand name, but who am I fooling? I usually buy a nice pair every spring and rock the hell out of them all season. Now, as I walk around downtown, I done caught some of these spring chickens eyeing my shades. Bump the iPod stealing delinquents on the train, supposedly "grown" folks giving me the "Oh, no she don't" look. I know the look and I know it well.

I will give you the reason why I ain't worried about being jacked. One, to take my sunglasses you are going to have to physically remove them from my face. Should you be able to accomplish that - hell, you can have 'em. But I'mma be real - Its NOT going to happen, so why stress over the what if's?

Folks, I've been robbed before. At gunpoint. On Montana Avenue. In the late 80's. I've been robbed on Naylor Road. At the gas station. At 12am. For my leather jacket and gold earrings.

Would it surprise me if one of these crack babies were to try a fast one and "take" my shit. No. But I do believe it would be a shock to THEM if I commenced to whuppin they ass in front of a cheering crowd on the Metro. So I send this out to all ya'll haters that are lookin at me extra hard this spring: STOP lookin at me and eyeing my shit.

Whew. Feel better that's off my chest. Now for the randomness:

Ursher is engaged to someone considerably older then he is. Got no problem with the age difference. Do however take issue with the fact that the woman you are marrying left her husband and three children to be with you. She'll make a great wife and mother. Oh, wait...she already is...GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!

Akon is in trouble for simulating sex at a concert with a 14 year old preacher's daughter. I seen the pictures. This chick was having the time of her life. A few things to point out here: Youngin had on a shirt that was split down to her navel and bared her belly ring, among other things. She also had a tattoo on her lower back. Ummm...where was the preacher and his, uh, wife? They want to sue the singer but do they know they're own child and what in the hell she been up to? Cuz she damn sure wasn't behaving like a 14 year old...

Paris Hilton is going to jail for 45 days. Cue the "awwwww" track. Sympathy over.

Bobby Brown is suing his now ex-wife for spousal support. LOL. Bobby done smoked up the money from "Being Bobby Brown" already. Wow. He better get him a Vegas stage show or something.

Welcome to Hollyhood...Three Six Mafia's MTV reality show. These folks are funny as hell. Peppered with lil country slang like, "Ya'll look like two bugs in a jar" and a big man named Computer, who of course, knows shit about computers...this show is entertaining. At least to me.

I know I had more to say, but damn....can't remember what it was now. Ah, well, til next time.